These are few quotes i have come by. Some I have created myself and some i found, but the decision is your of whether you decide to read and let these quotes be or you be a very irretating person and say that this wrong and that i am a bad person and the result of you doing that is with me tracking you down very easily with todays technology and roudhouse kick your face to the point that your face looks like quasimodos. PLease en joy these words.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
When all else fails.... Aim for the crotch!
Laziness is an art.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every second of it.
The 11th comandment: thou shalt not screw with me.
Come to the dark side... we have cookies.
It began with Genesis and ended with Me...satan was to scared to come out.
School is practice, and practice makes perfect. No one is perfect, so why practice?
98% of teenagers have tried drugs or alcohol. Paste this into your signature if you like toast.
We need men with moral courage to speak and write their real thoughts, and to stand by their convictions, even to the very death.- Robert Ingersoll(pause rigth there I do this every day and yet my teachers say that I am being negative. they say that I affect the class when i have moral courage A.K.A negative. but how does it affect the class if no one litsens to me including the teachers because i say something and amediatly think i am saying something negative they don't even take the time to listen to what i say. they are programmed to amediatly punish ME, and only me. Let's continue with the quotes.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
"Suicide Hotline Please Hold"
I swear to drunk I'm not god
Save a tree by Eating a beaver.
OVERDOSE My anti-drug
If homosexuality is considered a disease, we should all call into work sick. "Hello, can't come to work today, still queer."
Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to beat the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
At night the boogey-man hides under his covers...he's scared that i might be there.
Hell is nothing compared to the thoughts in my head...
Life is not about the number of breathes we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open can of "unto" on them.
*gunshot* That's my peanut.
NOBODY MOVE, I dropped my brain.
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